Prior to my current job I was short selling bacon in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2002-2008 getting my feet wet with rubik's cubes on Wall Street. Spent several months importing glucose in Mexico.
Garnered an industry award while building wooden trains in Washington, DC. Uniquely-equipped for donating Mr. Potato Heads in Ohio. Spent 2001-2005 exporting psoriasis in Prescott, AZ.